Pravda 

thank you Justin!

The Trailer Park Lounge. 23rd and 9th Ave, Chelsea.

Big thanks to Chili, one of Miami’s finest, for sharing this pic. If you like art, robots, drawing, or anything cool like that check out his tumblr here. While you’re at it, check out his own sick bathroom here.

If you wanna check out the girl’s bathroom at Legion, here you go.

Even before entering RR for a low key planned lunch - the stakes were high as I had great expectations of the Water Closet!  For goodness sake, I mean, the Harlem hangout was getting rave reviews - the least they could have was a 5-star bathroom experience, too.  After hanging out at the hut inspired bar; dining on appetizers, entrees and sweet treats - it was time for WC!  
I was definitely NOT let down - what sold me: the fresh cut flowers on the sink and the chandelier! 
Rating: 5 flushes!!!

*Thanks Ara! 

I love the word Hiny

Check out my work as a bagel corespondent for a great blog I have followed since moving to NYC and learned a lot from, NYC Menu Girl. There’s tons of great pics and restaurant info so take a LOOK. Also follow her on Twitter.

Greetings, lavatory devotees, today I have the distinct honor of reporting on behalf of NYC’s most prolific potty propagandist.  While I’m sure I will never attain her level of professionalism when it comes to all things toilet related, I sincerely hope I do her no disservice in my own investigative endeavor.
Today’s washroom report comes straight to you from sunny Florida, NYC’s grimy cousin to the south.
More specifically, brave reader, today we venture into the very depths of all things comic related. I had occasion to visit this store a few weeks ago, accompanied by a woman no less, in an attempt to recover a tome most rare. (Something to do with zombies and Batman; this instantly aroused me beyond belief.  Also, I am Batman. Shut up.)

Anyway, you can’t just walk up to this thing.  You must first find the sage guardian of the bowl and he must deem you worthy of using the facilities.

(Do Not *uck With This Man, He Will Let You *hit Your Pants)

Pass his grueling trails of infinite bowel strength and you will be guided down to a dimly lit path just beneath the stair case that leads to the second floor.

(Past this stuff.)

Anyway, blogadeers, once you do get here, you’ll find that this is the kind of restroom that your merciless blog master hates; the dreaded single stall!  It was clean though and did not smell of anything particularly foul. In fact, I would say it was a right decent pot to pop a squat on. (I have too much self respect to say that, actually.) However, where the place really out does the competition is in the decor. 

Check out these walls!  
It’s plastered with perfectly tile sized stickers!  And there’s also an artsy reminder that you should probably make sure to wipe that arse. Classy!


Now, using this blog’s arbitrary rating scale, I’m going to give this thing 3 out of 5 flushes.  Sure, the facilities were clean, but having to track down a staff member to use this thing and then needing to have said minion unlock the thing for you can cost your precious time you just may not have available to you.  (It’s also kind of embarrassing.) Also, it’s kind of intense to be stared down by Heroes’ Masai Oka while dropping a deuce.

That’s right buddy, you show’em how it’s done.

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If any of you have ever wondered what a bathroom looks like in the POSH village of Southampton, Long Island…wonder no more! a planned trip to the famous Cooper’s Beach turned into a chill day walking around Main Street, drooling over all the uber-expensive store lined streets (Calypso, DVF, etc) and checking out the seaside mansions!

After finding a parking spot and eyeing the locals - we decided on a super cute restaurant - which smelled of fresh painted walls - lots of outdoor seating and a fairly pleasant wait staff. 75 Main seemed to be a local haunte with beer drinking Argentinian soccer fans and wine drinking Housewives of the Hamptons.  Of course I was dying to check out the bathrooms!  much to my surprise…the woman’s room was pleasantly comfortable and clean. after walking into the single person restroom - stands a great table with an assortment of hand towels (great place to rest your purse). The checkered tiled floors were immaculate and the mirrors spotless.  The toilets always worry me but it also was clean and around the bottom edges were almost sparkling.

yummie food, great views, clean restrooms and great company…no complaints from this bathroom blogger!

Bathroom Rating: 5 out of 5

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We first went to this bar after we saw it on an episode of Three Sheets. They have a good selection of beer, or so I’m told. I’m not a big beer drinker. I did have a strawberry flavored beer there recently that was very good though.

The bar is kind of small and the lighting is dark. You might notice the weird mural on the wall with drunken monks and naked ladies. My husband can’t stop staring at them. There are signs around the bar that say “ NO LOUD TALKING ALLOWED-WHISPERS ONLY.” When you get too loud you might get a “shush” from the regulars! It’s kind of an inside joke for those who know how to read.

The bathroom is nothing special, kind of small but usually clean. There are two individual bathrooms past the bar in the back. Mo and I have done our share of puking in there, and it was comfortable from what I can remember of it. I give it four flushes because I know they spent a long time cleaning up after the both of us in there.