Forgive this lackluster bathroom update. Listen you guys, by now you must know that they cant all be winners. And if you dont know, now you know. So last weekend I was hanging at the park with some bros. After drinking a gallon of sangria it was time to hike to a bathroom. Central Park is beautiful and amazing in so many ways, one of which is the ability to conceal bathrooms behind Au Bon Pains. The one thing that stands out about this bathroom is how it was beyond quiet. And its not that it was empty. Theres only 2 stalls and there was a line of about 5 ladies. But somehow the acoustics are outrageous, in the worst way. That bathroom sounded worse than it smelled, if you can imagine that. It was sensory overload. I give it 2 flushes. If you want to see a video of the shenanigans taking place a few steps from here, check this out  (cant help but notice how the lady in white shorts looks just like Mary Louise Park)

Dinosaur BBQ (646 W 131st Street)

This place has the reputation for best BBQ in NYC. I thought it was pretty damn good. And the sides were also noteworthy, but my fellow diners were not as happy. Maybe NYC should stick to the hundred other cuisines its renowned for? On to the bathroom. Unremarkable facilities in general. 3 stalls, 3 stinks. Whats noteworthy was the graffiti. I forgot my sharpie but remember yours when you go. 3 flushes.