Spritzenhaus is a beer garden in the same spirit as Radegast and Berry Park. It’s large and serves beer and sausage but in a more stylish place. There’s a fireplace and a DJ so you know its hip. Feel free to feel hip when you’re here. You have my permission. The bathroom consists of a corridor with single stalls on both sides and a large communal sink at the end. I am a fan of the foot peddle to turn on the water. There’s no mirror in the communal sink area, which is probably to prevent demystifying the ladies’ beauty routine (makeup spackling). I like how many stalls there is, plus the foot peddle, plus the round window. I say 5 flushes.

Huge beers. You’re gonna need to work on your biceps. Then you’re gonna need to hit the bathroom. Its inside, past the bar, single stalls. Look at that TP display. And admire the stack of paper towels. You can have an Easter egg hunt with those rolls. I spy 2 hidden ones. 5 flushes worth of supplies and very roomy. Anyhow, when you’re nice and sauced after all those liters of beer, do yourself a favor and get a sausage from the grill outside, slather it in mustard, and proceed to go home, you fat, drunk bastard.