I heard Union Pool was shut down recently and I thought to myself, yea finally, that place is filthy and transmits diseases. Then I read it was because they didn’t renew a permit or something and I thought to myself, well at least that one night it was closed, some people must’ve been saved from catching something itchy and gross. I rag on this place because its a hipster meat market, freakshow, petri dish of STD’s, and taco truck rolled into one, but for some, that’s a fun Friday night, and who am I to judge? Its not like I wasn’t there, taking pictures in the bathroom, being a creeper. I will say its hard to walk out of there sober, so it gets points for that. The taco truck out back, after a few Jameson & PBR combos, will make it all ok. The bathroom is past the broke down photobooth at the end of the bar. As you can see by the sign below, its been rumored that people get it on in the bathroom stalls, which are rows of unisex single stalls with a row of sinks. I give it 2 flushes because I don’t like risking getting the herp while I tinkle.