If Walt Disney decided to open a chain of grocery stores, this is what they’d be like. Animatronic displays that sing and dance when you push a button. Free samples as you stroll along the maze of aisles. Soft serve ice cream hut that boasts flavors like coffee and pistachio. What makes it better than a theme park is the cheap prices, the meat selection that will blow away your summer BBQ, and the a/c is blasting. Youre gonna need to hit the bathroom before the long ride home. I gave them 4 flushes and would have given the 5 if there were robotic dancing displays in there too. Don’t forget to ask the cashier for stickers.
Someone should of thought of this right after they invented plumbing.
With summer coming up fast, alot of people will be leaving NYC and surrounding boroughs in search of a place to rest and relax while their beautiful concrete covered city sweats its nuts off. A couple of months ago I was lucky enough to stop through Waterbury, VT on my way to Burlington and was and still am blown away with how awesome a time I had. First stop there was The Alchemist, a 7 barrel brewpub where the amazing beer is brewed right in the basement and the food is locally sourced and damn good. This isn’t some bullshit Heartland Brewery brewpub where the beer is colored water and everything is smothered in mayo and fried. Pretty sure The Alchemist is what a brewpub is meant to be. If you’re in the area and need a place to hit up the bathroom, its towards the back on your left. You cant miss the sweet bathroom signage mural. Yes they are single stalls, one for dudes, one for girls, but in Vermont everything seems cleaner and nicer so I give it 4 flushes.
****UPDATE 08/29/11 due to Hurricane Irene, The Alchemist was forced to shut down for the foreseeable future. The storm caused the pub to flood. They hope to reopen at another location.